Neo-Rhino Party

Neo-Rhino Party

Leader: Francois Yo Gourd

http://www.neorhino.ca
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Accountability
  • The Neo Rhino Party are the ultimate anti-party. They don’t follow the political cliché of making empty promises; instead they offer outlandish ideals (as well as budgets) that sound both perfect and impossible.
  • They describe themselves as “the worst party because we cannot be the best. We will be the best of the worst parties and we will get worse and worser.”
Armed Forces/Military
  •  No Official Position
Agriculture/Fisheries
  •  Want to abolish the military budget to recoup more than 18 million dollars. $5 million dollar budget to create an army of clowns to save the world, and an army of creativity" that will see soldiers' weapons, replaced with paintball guns and used to repaint Havana.
Arts/Culture
  • The party suggests appointing Rick Mercer as Minister of Culture.
  • The elimination of ads on TV.
  • To invest $5 million to create an army of clowns to save the world.
  • A country with so rich with culture, it will drive our economy.
Childcare
  • The party want to teach music from primary school as it stimulates both sides of the brain
  • Raise the salaries and workforce of teachers and childcare providers
  • Abolish the prescription of Ritalin
  • Establish $1/day childcare.
Democratic Reform
  • The Party aims to represent everyone who doesn’t identify with the other political parties, the general state of Canada's capitalist society, and those who feel that the current democratic system lacks democracy.
  • They intend to create a ‘Realizable Utopia’ by ‘Making the system crumble’.
  • They also intend to adopt proportional representation in Parliament, give children the right to vote, increase voter turnout by paying electors $10 to vote, and redecorate voting booths with soft music.
Economy
  • No Official Position 
Environment
  • The party want to work towards a better transportation system (free, convenient and environmentally friendly), a 5 year plan to cut gasoline consumption in half and a ban on cars that pollute.
  • To nationalize the exploitation of all natural resources as they belong to everyone: water, wind, earth, mines, gasoline, forests, etc.
Gun Registry
  • No Official Position.
Healthcare
  • The Party recommends a preventative approach to healthcare where laughter is the best medicine.
  • They support using eastern and indigenous treatments over super hospitals and emphasize the use of natural and intuitive healthcare rather than swallowing hundreds of pills prescribed by pharmaceutical companies.
International Policy
  •  No Official Position
Immigration
  • No Official Position
Marijuana
  • No Official Position
Post Secondary Education
  • The Party aims to offer free education for life, for everyone, and scholarships for students at the poverty level.
  • They also support the Association pour une Solidarité Syndicale Étudiante (ASSÉ)’s positions.
Same-Sex Rights
  • No Official Position.
Seniors/Low Income
  • The Party wants to take care of all elderly persons and construct transition homes for adults at the end of life.
Taxation
  • To abolish tax shelters to redistribute funds to education, health, culture, and social programs.

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